Definitions by Mortification7

Bathman 

Bathman is a superhero. He travels at incredibly speed from bathtub to bathtub and steals your shampoo.

If you don't know where you shampoo is, Bathman has it, no doubt!

Bathman by Mortification7 July 13, 2009

wench 

Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench:

Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good.
Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

wench by Mortification7 May 3, 2009

spoilerman 

Spoilerman isn’t a superhero as what most people think. Its rather a term for people who spoil things.

Examples of a spoilerman is someone who tells you:

Mr. Orange is a cop - Reservoir Dogs
Sophie Neveu is family of Jesus - The Da Vinci Code
Ozymandias is the badguy - Watchmen

spoilerman by mortification7 April 2, 2009

loliliberator 

Its the guy who liberates us from all governments that prevents us from watching loli.

Loliliberator uploads loads, loads and loads of loli to assure us there is plenty left when WW3 arrives.

Loliliberator fights the governments to make loli legal.

Loliliberator is the 1337 lolli uploader in the world!

loliliberator by Mortification7 January 29, 2009

ricklol 

Ricklol is the lol you have when you rickroll somebody.

Dude 1: OMG I just got rickrolled!
Dude 2: Haha, ricklol!!1!

ricklol by Mortification7 January 19, 2009

OMGWTFHTML 

A word often used by students who hate HTML, and stands for “Oh My God HyperText Markup Language”. It is mostly used as a word to describe something awful, on the internet or anywhere else.

Student 1: "Dude check out that ugly website."
Student 2: "OMGWTFHTML!"

Exemple 2

Student 1: "Check out that girl!"
Student 2: "OMGWTFHTML, she has a beard!"

OMGWTFHTML by Mortification7 December 28, 2008