bastur mate
Eduardo: I feel like having an afternoon wank. Would you like to be my bastur mate?
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
Ricardo: Sure! I'll bring my porn DVDs.
bastur mate by scodder September 29, 2012
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Basturbate
To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
Basturbate
Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Basturbate by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010
bastermate
bastermate, masterbate, afterthought, perpetaution, me
bastermate by DancingMadlyBackwards October 26, 2009
basturbated
basturbated by masisgay April 19, 2018
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