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A type of guy that sits on your lap when you need space. He especially stands shoulder to shoulder with you. This guy will do whatever he can to be as close as possible to you. Eating lunch? There he is looking up at you from under the table. Talking to your best bud? There he is, shoulder to shoulder with you, his breathe on your neck. Taking a shower? Yes, he's there when that happens, too. Whether Bastiam is gay or not, he is always there, very very close. So if you know a man who suits this meaning. Run. But then he'll follow you where ever you go, anyway.
Random gurl: Do you see that guy being VERY close to Sasha?
Random gal: MUST be a Bastiam.
by Hilly Lilly April 01, 2017
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A type of guy that sits on your lap when you need space. He especially stands shoulder to shoulder with you. This guy will do whatever he can to be as close as possible to you. Eating lunch? There he is looking up at you from under the table. Talking to your best bud? There he is, shoulder to shoulder with you, his breathe on your neck. Taking a shower? Yes, he's there when that happens, too. Whether Bastiam is gay or not, he is always there, very very close. So if you know a man who suits this meaning. Run. But then he'll follow you where ever you go, anyway.
Random gurl: Do you see that guy being VERY close to Sasha?
Random gal: MUST be a Bastiam.
by Hilly Lilly April 01, 2017
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