Nert

A NERT is a person who spends all their time playing minecraft, and barely goes outside.
Did you see Gerald?? He’s wearing a minecraft shirt. He’s SUCH a nert.
by ThisIsMeSen March 25, 2022
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Nert

A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.
My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.
by Dan Haan May 24, 2012
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Nert

a word to describe a person when they’re being dumb.

can also be used to replace words in an insulting manner.
example 1:
person 1: “pass me that apple”
person 2: “get it yourself you nert

example 2:
person 1: “you look so ugly in this photo”
person 2: “oh nert off you nerter”

other examples:
“go to nert” (go to hell)
“go nert yourself” (go fuck yourself)
goodnight nert” (goodnight dog)
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-Used to express your feelings that something is stupid, ill-conceived, immature, or just an all around bad idea. Basically means, "That's retarded!"

-First documented use in Meridian, Idaho in the early 90's. Evolved from the sound people make to immitate mental retardation.
Someone says or does something stupid. You say, "NERT!"
by jcaufield June 27, 2011
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Nert

the sweat that gathers in-between your balls and gooch
"man cody likes sniffing his nert"
by jeremy dougherty June 19, 2008
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verb: nerd flirting. When an individual of above to highly above average intelligence attempts to flirt with a potential sexual mate. This is commonly observed with bad jokes, awkward laughs, and a tendency towards conversations around Pokémon and Harry Potter. Nerting is generally most successful with another individual of above to highly above average intelligence as the cryptic social queues of the nerting protocol are more easily understood.
When he found out she played Magic, he started nerting with her.
by onyxrook April 14, 2015
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NERTS

You drop all your pixie stix in a puddle. You yell out, Nerts!
by Joe January 16, 2005
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