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Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.
"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."
Bastardous by DuexTres March 31, 2009

bastardous

the act of being a bastard.
ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.
bastardous by ~The Bastard~ January 5, 2009

bastardious 

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.
That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.
bastardious by balag12 April 10, 2017

bastardous band bitches 

Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.
Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
bastardous band bitches by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

Los Bastardos 

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"
That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

Los Bastardos 

The best Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadowcast around. Based in Ft Worth, TX they perform every Saturday night at midnight at the Ridgmar Movie Tavern
Tom: Do you want to go and see Rocky?
Joe: Only if it is Los Bastardos show.
Tom: Of course they are the best.
Los Bastardos by Trannsie May 28, 2010