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bastardwhore 

A term of derision or scorn toward someone whose gender is unknown or ill-defined.
"I'd be happy to pull forward to the first window as soon as the bastardwhore in front of me does."
bastardwhore by Josh Holyoak July 1, 2005

Bastardress 

That girl is such a bastardress.
Bastardress by lybrewa August 7, 2015

bastardhole 

Noun. Used to describe that which is created when a bastard crosses with an arsehole.
"Look, I didn't touch your minging girlfriend's tits you fucking Bastardhole!"
bastardhole by The Dee September 16, 2005

bastardocracy 

sir, are you sure you wish to nuke that nation? they are in fact a bastardocracy
bastardocracy by fuzzles2.0 May 18, 2010

bastardcock 

One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.
bastardcock by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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