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bastardhole 

Noun. Used to describe that which is created when a bastard crosses with an arsehole.
"Look, I didn't touch your minging girlfriend's tits you fucking Bastardhole!"
bastardhole by The Dee September 16, 2005
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bastardology 

The study of all types of bastards and their devious qualities (rat bastards, useless bastards, cheap bastards, etc.).
I like to study bastardology to prepare myself for all of my potential encounters with bastards.

bastardwhore 

A term of derision or scorn toward someone whose gender is unknown or ill-defined.
"I'd be happy to pull forward to the first window as soon as the bastardwhore in front of me does."
bastardwhore by Josh Holyoak July 1, 2005

bastardcore 

Bastard core is a sub category between indie and grunge.

often is the aesthetic most rebellious teenagers have.
wow she’s indie!”
“nah, with all the shit she gets into and the dark clothes that bastardcore
bastardcore by dory7777 August 24, 2020

BASTAHOLE 

A combination of the words 'BASTARD' and 'ASSHOLE'. Best used when neither the word 'BASTARD', nor the word 'ASSHOLE' will quite sum up how much someone may piss you off.
1.) What a 'BASTAHOLE'!

2.) You're a 'BASTAHOLE'!

3.) You are a complete and utter fucking 'BASTAHOLE'.

ect., ect.
BASTAHOLE by phils May 3, 2012

Barstardhole 

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.
"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"
Barstardhole by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bastard hole 

One hole which is such as therefore what is such as a hole of which one is a bastard.
Get the hell off my kool-aid, bastard hole.
bastard hole by sgmpornstarr August 14, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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