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bastardcock 

One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.
bastardcock by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007
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Bastardfuck 

An ignorant, fatherless, piece of shit - bastardfuck
Tom Cruise is a bastardfuck.
Bastardfuck by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

bastard cock 

a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.
damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*
bastard cock by holly* June 15, 2003

bastardcore 

Bastard core is a sub category between indie and grunge.

often is the aesthetic most rebellious teenagers have.
“wow she’s indie!”
“nah, with all the shit she gets into and the dark clothes that bastardcore
bastardcore by dory7777 August 24, 2020

bastardocracy 

sir, are you sure you wish to nuke that nation? they are in fact a bastardocracy
bastardocracy by fuzzles2.0 May 18, 2010

Bastardfuck 

What Tammy calls me.
Hey Tim, you are a bastardfuck
Bastardfuck by Bastardfuck June 10, 2003

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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