Definitions by LordMCWhite

bastardcock 

One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.

Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.

bastardcock by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007