bassoonist 

A musician graced with the blessing of being picked for bassoon in their high school band, or someone with knowledge enough of this profoundly wonderful instrument to choose it.

Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.

'Bassoonists can be mighty dangerous; all those years of blowing on a double reed, and the pressure can get to your brain.' ~paraphrased, Law&Order or CSI

bassoonist by Zillah Lewis March 31, 2005

bassoonism 

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

bassoonism by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Balloonist dozen 

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

bassooning 

to perform a motorboat on a womans vagina

adam is bassooning the shit out of that girl and she likes it.

bassooning by im from maine bitches January 6, 2007

Baloonist 

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

Baloonist by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

The Dirty Balloonist 

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.

She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

The Dirty Balloonist by Red Rocket Express June 8, 2013

Bashionista 

One who openly mocks new styles, fads and trendsetters out of righteous indignation.

Marla was acting like such a bashionista when she called Tom’s hoodie with the built in ball cap ugly.

Bashionista by Johnny Donut May 24, 2018