basketboy

basketboys they are super into basketball and will get physically and emotionally and mentally upsetti spaghetti if their basketball team loses. I'm talking throwing lunches, furniture: gone, mental state: N/A. They need grippy sock jail.

Did you hear about Jared? He got so upset that the Houston Rockets lost that he threw nacho cheese all over the walls. He is a basketboy

basketboy by Basketboy January 5, 2022

basketboy

one who devotes his life to the rim. he MUST be the best.

Liam bounced the ball several times, before executing a perfect layup.

He is... Basketboy.

basketboy by Citronic January 5, 2009

Basketball hands 

Adjective

Usually a compliment

When ur hands so big or your fingers long it looks as tho u can easily hold a basketball ball with one hand, like yo fingers can wrap around it

And btw girls love guys w/ basketball hands probbc u can use em fingers to please her, u can usually wrap them around her hands to keep her warm and bc the guys r usually tall

Btw don't mess w someone w bball hands

gGuy :Broo I don't wanna mess with him
ggGuy : You can take him bruh
gGuy : bro he has dem basketball hands, one punch I'm out
ggGuy : legit, get outta there bro

Basketball hands by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020

Basketball Americans 

Another word for African Americans

I hate those Basketball Americans

Basketball Americans by 1/3 black May 15, 2023

Basketball Hands 

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.

" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"

Basketball Hands by will bitten April 20, 2018

college basketball capital of the world 

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.

Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

college basketball capital of the world by Huskies02 November 19, 2015

kiss a basketball boy day 

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)

It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

kiss a basketball boy day by Cravally October 23, 2019