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Barock Obama

The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.
*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*

Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
Barock Obama by Ratzlap December 15, 2019

Barack Obama's Last Name 

Barack Obama's last name is....
Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀

Barack Obama Weed 

A very strong strain of chronic marijuana with a physical appearance of a very dark exterior and a pure white crystal-coated interior.
After smoking a personal bowl of Barack Obama Weed, i couldn't tell the difference between Obama and McCain.

Barack Obama Beatbox 

Former US President Barack Obama beatboxing.
"Hello this is your former US President Barack Obama and I just want to tell you that I know how to beatbox."
Cuts to Barack Obama Beatboxing

Barack Obama 

Barack Obama would have saved America from a shitload of embarrassment if he was able to run a third term
Barack Obama by Soul_Driver May 5, 2020

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk

i had sex with ur mom last night
i really did

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk