bartholomewl
bartholomewl by 123names May 28, 2023
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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut
Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022
Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson
A hot guy
Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson by IzzerYes April 16, 2022
Bartholomew Douglas
Bartholomew Douglas by Bartholomew Douglas November 6, 2022
Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior
Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022
cletus bartholomew
A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
cletus bartholomew by elliot😼 July 20, 2021
did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?
The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
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