barnpa 

A Word used to describe crazy short haired loud t-shirt wearing art teachers.

Barnpa is a crazy horse

barnpa by skag and tabut January 22, 2005

barnacle 

verb

to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship

“I walked into one of those high-end stores on Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your keister.”

barnacle by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

Ugly Barnacle 

A motivational story as told and written by the prodigy Patrick Star

Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end

Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(

Ugly Barnacle by Endoku May 4, 2010

Lil barnacle

The best soundcloud rapper out their. Mega pussy destroyer at only 13 and can buy your house

Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him

Lil barnacle by Shit monster December 19, 2017

Lil Barnacle

An amazing artist with the finest tiles such as "PORN" "I Beat My Dick" and " I Eat Ass"

jizz on your mom like a snowstorm- lil barnacle 2018

Lil Barnacle by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019

Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Barnard Castle by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

Barnyard Pump 

Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.

Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.

While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.

Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.

No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.

Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump

When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, “It was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”

Barnyard Pump by StrikeThat7 July 20, 2018