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Granola Baring 

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."
Granola Baring by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011

chocolate baring 

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.
Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.
chocolate baring by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

M Baring 

When you're at the M Bar in North Canton Ohio and you decide to suck some dick on the dance floor.
Shawdy was M Baring it all night on the dance floor! Gat damn!
M Baring by Jersy__Mike April 16, 2023
VERB.
A math term. In algebra when you are currently in the act of T-baring. T-baring gives you two solutions.

Visual: (x+4)|(x-4)
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x+4=0 |x-4=0
x= -4 |x= 4
"You would then T-bar to get your two solutions."
"We are currently in the act of T-baring."
t-baring by 3mber February 17, 2008

handle baring 

When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.
We’re you guys just handle baring?
handle baring by Hoelster December 4, 2017

Titty Baring 

When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.
Elisa spent her week away titty baring with her peoples.
Titty Baring by jmacsimus December 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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