In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

professional bargainer by D. Gould January 13, 2006

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Barganize

The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.

Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?

Barganize by Barganizer September 30, 2010

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Bargine cunt

adjective- refers to the act of enloping with a lady who has the same expectations about the relationship as you.

1)'...and so all she wants is sex'
2)that's a bargine cunt.

Bargine cunt by ben November 16, 2003

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Barbaneez

To smell of midgets and rotten clowns.

Holy crap, Barbaneez looks like my aunt

Barbaneez by Duude September 25, 2005

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