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Batching
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
Batching
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.
Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020
barthing
1:Mike, what happened to you last night?
2: ugggh, went barthing with that hog i picked up at the bar last night. Not feeling to good about myself right now.
2: ugggh, went barthing with that hog i picked up at the bar last night. Not feeling to good about myself right now.
barthing by Dickbutt Mccoy November 28, 2014
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