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From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
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belching beaver

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.
belching beaver by Spanky G April 24, 2020

cum belching trailer trash 

(noun) 1. An insult - Usually a female who is thought of as someone who sluts-around. 2. An expansion of the insult "trailer trash" taking the term to a level that encompasses the type of trailer trash who sucks dick a lot (A LOT!) and swallows so much cum that her belly is full of it, causing her to "burp" or "belch," if you will, cum.
I wouldn't take Jane to any kind of fancy resteraunt since she's nothing but cum belching trailer trash anyway.

Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.
cum belching trailer trash by Dale E. September 18, 2008
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020

Blood Belching Vagina 

1) A menstruating girl's vagina.
2) Synonym for a stupid person.
Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!

bloody belching vagina

After hard fucking a chick on the rag she lets out a flurry of blood filled queefs.
I tried to go down on my girl after fucking her on the rag but got a face full of bloody belching vagina.