balching
It was disgusting! He kept balching!
balching by Lolbrah123 September 18, 2016
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Batching
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
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balching • Batching • bachinga • balchin • baching • Baching It • Balchinitus • barching • Basching • batching it
belching beaver
belching beaver by Spanky G April 24, 2020
cum belching trailer trash
(noun) 1. An insult - Usually a female who is thought of as someone who sluts-around. 2. An expansion of the insult "trailer trash" taking the term to a level that encompasses the type of trailer trash who sucks dick a lot (A LOT!) and swallows so much cum that her belly is full of it, causing her to "burp" or "belch," if you will, cum.
I wouldn't take Jane to any kind of fancy resteraunt since she's nothing but cum belching trailer trash anyway.
Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.
Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.
cum belching trailer trash by Dale E. September 18, 2008
Batching
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.
Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Batching by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020
Blood Belching Vagina
Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!
Blood Belching Vagina by Bobby Fresh, Yo. May 3, 2008
bloody belching vagina
I tried to go down on my girl after fucking her on the rag but got a face full of bloody belching vagina.
bloody belching vagina by TJ5656 May 24, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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