bantion

Wishing to put a curse on someone due to their idiocy.

Professor Dinklebanana wouldn't let me retrieve my wife's bloomers, though her bum could have fallen off due to such chilly weather. Barnacles, I bantion him so. Very much so.

by LeJeffyChan May 17, 2017

Bastion

A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.

"I'm going Bastion guys."
"the point and click adventure begins."

by Basolatite July 1, 2016

Virgin Bantineer

A person who does not understand the concept of banter

Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer

by jt1199 June 3, 2015

Bantony

The 'base of the banter'. person who is subject to much harassment of the verbal variety, which is generally insulting.

yeah Bantony, man up

by Cagzie March 31, 2011

Bastion

Play of the game.

Bastions United Conference : We are play of the game.

by foxdimi88 July 5, 2016

Bastion Main

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.

Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*

by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018

Convo-bation

When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.

Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.

by fortheluvofpete2 May 17, 2010