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Good Morning Banche
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Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Good Morning Banche by phil anselmo November 29, 2004
Related Words
banchee • banche • banchego • Banchelord • bancher • Bancheroed • banchester • banchey • banchez • Buzzerk banchee
Happy Evasive Bachelor
A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"
"no.... but are you ok?"
Cate Blanchett by MichiyaYu August 16, 2021
Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett by cateblanchett June 16, 2021
nuit blanche
nuit blanche by Donbass Girl August 9, 2019
Bohemian Bachelor
Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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