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O.K., Band... Let's reset to the BAMFA set formation.
bamfa by crxrob69 September 25, 2010

John Balfanz 

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz

John Balfanz 

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

John Balfanz 

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please

bamanboi 

Bamanboi is a magic kettle, crafted by the dankest wizards of Norway, it is forged of the finest meme ore gathered from the deepest norwegian meme mines. If you boil fresh memes in it it will unleash a screech so dank, that it will destroy all cringe within 1337 m.
Agmund: Damn, they have cringe!
Redvald: Use the Bamanboi!
bamanboi by Raylionn May 11, 2016

tony bamanaboni

Tony bamanaboni is a forced meme from the depths of hell created by his cringesty pyrocynical himself. The character of Tony bamanaboni is damned for eternity to tell people his name every five seconds and sell life insurances.
Niall: Hi what's up
Tony bamanaboni: Hi my name's Tony bamanaboni would you like some life insurance? I'm Tony bamanaboni.
tony bamanaboni by Raylionn May 27, 2016