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balzooked 

A state of absolute surprise or shock
Last week I found out that my gf was actually my cousins brother, I was absolutely and utterly balzooked
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balzooked 

An extreme state of surprise or shock.😱
Yesterday I found out my gf was my cousins brother, I was left balzooked!!!

Bazooked 

to be completely fuked up beyond belief as if you were just hit by a bazooka
nigga that party was sick last night i got fuckin bazooked!

bazooked 

when you’re holding something red or blue and sitting on the ground and your friends can “bazook” you
bro you just got bazooked because you were holding a red pen!

BAzooted 

higher extent to zooted, different level of blowed
my dude i am BAzooted rn, i think im reaching cloud 10!
BAzooted by juice milla March 30, 2020
a simple word used when a man/woman in inebriated/drunk and/or high off of substances in immense proportion. used mainly by hockey players when they bash real hard.
Q: what are you doing tonight freddy?
RE: dude im blooked

Blookfest
Blookshow
Blooking
blooked by Gonger mc gong March 17, 2010

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe
dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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