balzooked

A state of absolute surprise or shock

Last week I found out that my gf was actually my cousins brother, I was absolutely and utterly balzooked

by Cornealeus Hornswaggle III August 17, 2023

balzooked

An extreme state of surprise or shock.😱

Yesterday I found out my gf was my cousins brother, I was left balzooked!!!

by Cornealeus Hornswaggle III August 17, 2023

Bazooked

to be completely fuked up beyond belief as if you were just hit by a bazooka

nigga that party was sick last night i got fuckin bazooked!

by FRANK RIZZO ND SHAWN FINLEY August 22, 2009

bazooked

when you’re holding something red or blue and sitting on the ground and your friends can “bazook” you

bro you just got bazooked because you were holding a red pen!

by thedictionarywriterlol March 11, 2019

BAzooted

higher extent to zooted, different level of blowed

my dude i am BAzooted rn, i think im reaching cloud 10!

by juice milla March 30, 2020

blooked

a simple word used when a man/woman in inebriated/drunk and/or high off of substances in immense proportion. used mainly by hockey players when they bash real hard.

Q: what are you doing tonight freddy?
RE: dude im blooked

Blookfest
Blookshow
Blooking

by Gonger mc gong March 17, 2010

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008