a simple word used when a man/woman in inebriated/drunk and/or high off of substances in immense proportion. used mainly by hockey players when they bash real hard.
Q: what are you doing tonight freddy?
RE: dude im blooked

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by Gonger mc gong March 17, 2010
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A book so thick and heavey that it may be described as a brick can now be described as a blook.
"Oh look, Bob bought his blook with him"
by Bigmanting4 February 17, 2020
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The opposite of glooks (good looks). You say this when something happens and you don’t like it. Instead of saying glooks so you stay Blooks.
Guy 1: Yo he just canceled the plans on us last second
Guy 2: Blooks bro
by followmeonyoutube May 24, 2021
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A printed compendium of a blog, available in book form.
I'm not really sure why people would buy a blook when they can just read the blogs for free.
by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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The male notion of 'look'. An amalgam of 'bloke' and 'look': a half hearted glance or impatient scan of a general area whilst searching for an object but without specific focus or proper attention. A man will 'blook' for something, swear it isn't there and a woman will look in the same place and it will have been there all along. Related in root to 'blisten', the male version of listen.
'Sandra where's my hacksaw? I left it in the shed and it's gone'
'Did you look properly or did you blook?'
'I looked properly I'm not stu....oh it's here.'
by Chuggabug June 26, 2009
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a person who is unnecessarily thought to be intimidating when really, she or he is a pretty nice person.
"But I can't just go over and talk to her, she's intimidating."
"Are you kidding me? She's the nicest girl in the world..."
"I guess. She's a total blook."
by BrownsvilleGirl March 1, 2005
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dripping vagina, cunt, pussy

uber bitch
Don't be such a blook.
Give me your blook
by c0r1n21 February 11, 2009
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