The upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides, which in a female contains the mammary gland that secretes milk used to feed infants. In non-scientific terms, boobies. Preferably larger ones.
Coach: Sam why aren't you practicing today?
Sam: Well I just ate lunch and practice was almost over.
Coach: Ahhhh that's hokey balokey. Get in the fuckin' water.