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Balser
One of the baddest and funniest mutha fuckas of all times. Also the Executive VP of the BBH Telluride Chapter. His name can also be used as a verb.
Yo, did you see Mikey last night? He said he was going to take that hoor home and Balser, but I wonder if he actualy went indefinetly?
Balser by The Mouth aka The Body Guard December 13, 2008
Related Words
Balser • Balsero • Braden Balser • Tyler Balser • baller • ballerina • balderdash • baller status • ballerific • Balder
Tyler Balser
usually refers to an incredible, handsome, loving, sweet, guy that all the girls want.
usually ends up with a "kayla"
usually ends up with a "kayla"
Tyler Balser by joanna peobon April 15, 2011
Braden Balser
Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff
A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an
A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an
“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.
Braden Balser by flying eagle932 May 6, 2019
Porcelain Ballerina
'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'
Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'
'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'
'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'
'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'
'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
Porcelain Ballerina by Jesswoods January 27, 2022
baller tank
A tank in Overwatch that is excessively aggressive and takes immense resources to keep alive, despite not providing much value to the team at all. Oftentimes, they will not listen to advice and possess no self preservation skills whatsoever.
Oh my god, this Rein just charged into five people at half health again, we've got a baller tank this game.
baller tank by probiotozo January 14, 2023
brown ballerina
When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"
brown ballerina by woms May 12, 2007
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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