One of the baddest and funniest mutha fuckas of all times. Also the Executive VP of the BBH Telluride Chapter. His name can also be used as a verb.
Yo, did you see Mikey last night? He said he was going to take that hoor home and Balser, but I wonder if he actualy went indefinetly?
by The Mouth aka The Body Guard January 04, 2007
by Balser January 12, 2009
usually refers to an incredible, handsome, loving, sweet, guy that all the girls want.
usually ends up with a "kayla"
usually ends up with a "kayla"
by joanna peobon March 30, 2011
Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff
A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an
A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an
“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.
by flying eagle932 May 06, 2019