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baloney ring 

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.
baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

bop your baloney 

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?
bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006

Phoney Baloney 

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.
Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder
Phoney Baloney by SquirrelPower February 17, 2008

stoney baloney 

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies 

A great song made on the DS.
"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"
That's a load of baloney!
baloney by dw August 11, 2003
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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