ballurism

a testical expansion resulting in a semenal explosion. Often caused caused by extremely snug fitting shorts and various blue ball situations.

after a ballurism, my eyes were glued shut for weeks.

by dhaz18 September 30, 2011

Balleristic

BALLERISTIC : adjective

Describes anything -- but specifically a person -- that has the awesome characteristics of ballerism.

You achieved an ace clutch in COD4 S&D? That's balleristic, man.

by Le Deluge April 19, 2011

Balltism

A term used in Pokémon communities to describe getting a Pokéball that complements its color.

"Balltism for Shiny Ditto?" -Timmy

"Dive Ball works best." -Jimmy

by D4444C December 28, 2020

ballerism

1. Having ballerism is being a total baller 24/7

2. A 1981 Delorean

3. A baller driving a 1981 Delorean

1. Dude Ashlee has so much ballerism, that she plays with the guys in basketball.

2. That Delorean was oozing ballerism.

3. That guy in the Delorean is emitting so much ballerism its scary.

by jenuwine! October 12, 2009

baluism

not to be confused with botulism

any stringing together of random words and/or syllables to form a complete sounding interjection

examples: SMACK-NO-BYE!
NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
LEAVE-NOW-NO-BYE!

Joe Balu, founder of the Baluism, was a crazy negro who sputtered out sentence fragments on a daily basis.

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

goof ballism

christinas disease that i can use for many different things.

well you see here its a simple yet complex case of goof ballism

by chyeahd January 17, 2008

ballism

When you decide to play pickleball instead of kickball because playing kickball is inhumane and just plain rude to the kickball while a plastic ball is just made of plastic. Ball racism. Also known as a ballist.

"Wow. You believe in ballism? I can't believe that you don't think that plastic balls have feelings too."

by qyxy September 20, 2016