ballsness

The quality of having the balls to do something,

My ballsness paid off when I got her to dance.

by supawordcreata October 14, 2011

Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.

Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

balless wonder

This is a weak, spineless un-spirited man who is easily cowed.

Look at that balless wonder getting another butt chewing from his girlfriend over nothing.

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Bullsession

A long informal discussion usually amongst humans of the male variety. The word is most famously used in the Spongebob Squarepants episode"The Original Fry Cook." The word is used by Jim in his flashback. The topic of the discussion can be about anything. It is most common at mature teenage parties.

Guy 1: Dude me and my bros had a Bullsession the other night at Matt's party.
Guy 2: Dude thats awesome I wish I could have been there!

by Holyswagness September 25, 2013

ballsiness

The human quality leading to bold and aggressiveness action where others dare not.

He was a WEB developer who had the ballsiness not to bother making his pages compatible with IE6.

by Holly Goodhead June 24, 2011

ballesso

ballesso is a name you would call someone short or old, it is usually used as an insult or nickname for your goofy friends. ballessoes tends to be on the app "Discord" and is sometimes strange.

"hey ballesso! yeah you u silly goose!"

"you guys are all ballessoes😒"

by sagethecool August 17, 2021