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ballsnacker 

One who chews on the hairy ass nasty muffs of a sack that hangs between some dum guy's thighs, that don't know how to shave!

"Hey, Steve, you have a huge damn nose and you're a major ballsnacker! Shave them funbags!"
ballsnacker by jennafunbags November 27, 2007
Words you can keep

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker 

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

balljacker 

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality
"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"
balljacker by Jay Bain January 12, 2008

Ballsnack 

Ballsnack or Ballsnacking is the action of an an Aussie nibbling or eating someones ear.
Oi, mate would ya quit ballsnacking?

Bro, Could you not ballsnack my ears?
Ballsnack by Ugly vet July 14, 2020

Ballsacked 

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.
Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked
Ballsacked by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

ballsnackums 

Ballsnackums: (Latin Origin) Delicious snacks that are comprised of crackers, usually of the oyster variety, marinated in warm, juicy ball sac water. These yummy munchies are then dried and lightly salted. These are typically eaten by young men, usually homosexuals or women that are always hungry for cock.
(Adam): Hey Willa what you eating over there, it smells amazing?
(Willa): Hey man, just some ballsnackums, they're the most popular new snack out!
(Adam): *eats ballsnackums with wry smile on mouth like he just took a huge load on the face* OMG these are y-u-m YUM!

(Willa): I knew you'd love them, they have that great ball juice taste!
(Adam): Thanks, take it easy Willa!
ballsnackums by xonancygracexo October 17, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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