balls freezing 

freezing balls

Mark: jesus christ its cold
Dean: i know man its balls freezing

balls freezing by JGHS12 April 12, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.

When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.

Freezing Balls by oldfellas March 13, 2012

Freezing Balls Out

When it is so cold out, it is unbarable.

James: Let's go chill out on your porch for a lil man.

Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide

Freezing Balls Out by Guns1inger2 April 5, 2007

balls ass freezing 

adj: to be extremely cold.

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!

balls ass freezing by Emac2040 November 26, 2007

Freezin Balls 

When one is so cold, that it feels as if their balls are freezing into an ice like state.

Cor blimey Chris, this weather is freezin balls material.

I'm absolutely freezin balls now that I can't pay my central heating bills.

Freezin Balls by Seharvey December 15, 2011

Freezing Ball Sacks 

Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.

1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!

2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!

3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...

Freezing Ball Sacks by Voltronn October 21, 2010

freezin' balls 

So cold that your balls freeze off.

It's -20 and I'm freezin' balls.

freezin' balls by Sazmataz December 22, 2005