ballpoker

a person that pokes thier ballsac

gooks are ballpokers.

by masta of vocab May 20, 2006

Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010

Ballsover

when getting your balls sucked feels so good that your knees buckle and you fall over

youre sucking my balls so good im about to ballsover

by W. Haven is the shit June 17, 2010

Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011