ballpoker
gooks are ballpokers.
ballpoker by masta of vocab May 20, 2006
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Ballcockery
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."
"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."
"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."
"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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Ballcooker
When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.
Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011
Balloners
Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)
"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"
or
"your par game is worse than balloners
"mate thats balloners"
or
"your par game is worse than balloners
Balloners by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010
Ballsover
Ballsover by W. Haven is the shit June 17, 2010
Balloonerd
Balloonerd by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006
Ballooner
A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.
Ballooner by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011
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