When you aren't feeling too well and you have the hershey squirts and a poop sneaks up on you, yell "There's gooks in the wire!" Such as the Viet Cong sneaking up on an American fire base.
a swift tv show involving jet-li and some other slant eyed fellows doing crazy stunts in tokyo (with their toyotas and hondas.......... they usually just use their nos powered roller skates
the americans wont have any trouble seeing us with their big american eyes