Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010

Ballnets

The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.

Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?

by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

Ballbershop

A location where a man can receive a haircut on his testicles.

Wes went down to the ballbershop and got a little taken off the top and bottom.

by Moverandshaker August 9, 2012

ballersauce

1. definition meaning sweet or tight. Normally referred as a compliment towards someone or something.

"Dude, did you see his three-pointer tonight? That guy is ballersauce!"

"Check out her purse. that thing is ballersauce."

by yeamang1 December 7, 2006

Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.

Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

global ballers

A friend group or group chat made out of ballers all over the world.

Originally founded by a group young creators from The Netherlands.

“Did you see those global ballers? damn they are cool.”

by Klinde October 14, 2019