ballest

superlative form of baller, which is the comparative form of ball.

ball < baller < ballest

"you think you're a baller? im the ballest"

"a McLaren F1 is the ballest car you can buy"
"Bill Gates is a baller, but Warren Buffet just became the ballest"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

ballet orgies

A large collection of ballerinas and ballerhinos doing sexy stuff together

We have ballet orgies after class every Monday and Friday.

by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019

kickin' ballistics

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

by merrakesh August 29, 2010

THE BALLET

Common word used to describe Strip Clubs in the south mainley Atlanta GA

You tell your girl your are going to the ballet. She thinks your going to see Swan Lake, but really your going to see some rump shakin'(see rump shakin' definition)

by rhooks March 11, 2004

ballet

A form of dance that requires thorough use of technique. Ballet dancers must have this technique and a great deal of strength to be able to do the steps, but also must look graceful and expressive at the same time. Ignorant people do not appreciate the strength and beauty of this high art.

ballet teacher "i want to see you be more expressive with your face"
student "okay, yeah, i was just concentrating on everything else"
ballet teacher "when you're more familiar with the steps it will be easier for you"

by Mickey December 27, 2005

urban ballet

A synonym for strip club, gentlemen's club, nudie bar etc.

Hey fellas, lets go to the urban ballet tonight and get hammered

by J2,J3 October 11, 2013