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ball shock

Ball shock describes the feeling you get when you are wading into cold water and the water reaches your scrotum, giving you that sudden awareness of how motherfucking cold the water really is as your sack shrivels up.
Fuck, that is some serious ball shock. (while wading into the ocean)
ball shock by teedawg June 18, 2011
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Ball Shock

The minor pain and discomfort in the male groin area when jumping down from a high place and landing too rigid, causing the scrotum to endure the stresses of high G's and "spring" back. Usually the sensation is similar to being sack tapped.
As I snapped the board to ollie down the 9-stair, I pussed out and bailed. After landing a bit stiff, the hard impact made cause for a healthy dose of Ball Shock.
Ball Shock by psykoesis October 14, 2011

titty shock ball grip 

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)
I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

Ball Shacker 

A ball shacker is someone who shacks balls. They are brave, ballsy individuals, who shoots out ballsy remarks wherever they so choose, to whomever they so choose. AKA, one who is nardsy. The verb form of this word, is 'ball shackin'.

Note: you may, and it is recommended that, you elect someone amongst your group of friends to be the king of ball shackin'ry.
1.' Wow.. did you hear what she just said?! What a ball shacker!"

2. She was ball shackin all through the town.

3. In his spare time, he enjoyed ball shackin around the internet.

4. He's probably the coolest, most ball-shackin' person I know!
Ball Shacker by bam_0418 February 12, 2010

Ball shack 

a POWER up used for your balls. İt is a fein power up that you can use in swinging or licking boner's
jack: dude i used Ball shack tonight
dude: brooo same
Ball shack by Gussydaka234 March 16, 2024

Ballscock 

A Tall, Skinny, Greasy-Haired transsexual whom rapes innocent people with bullshit words; A Bastard; A homeless git who breaks glass where children play; A Balls-less person.
Oh shit, is that ballscock coming down the street? Quick! Hide your butt holes and cover the children's eyes!
Ballscock by Baby_Bnz July 1, 2008

Ballshack 

A clever name for a man cave.
Let’s go out to the ballshack and play some pool.
Ballshack by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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