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ball crusher 

A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.
Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.
ball crusher by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 11, 2007

ball crusher 

A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.
The testicles are squeezed by a ball crusher, which is made of metal or often clear acrylic .

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher 

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

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ballcrushers 

Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.
The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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