The term refering to girl's pants worn on a guy. The jeans, usually tight and ripped, are probably uncomfortable, but they do give the guy a nice-looking ass.
by Teresa L May 14, 2006
A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.
by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 09, 2007
A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022