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balearia 

A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.

Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.
Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.
balearia by 1Head November 2, 2018
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Balearic 

The word Balearic in its most most simple terms means "of or having to do with the Balearic Islands" which are a group of small islands in the Western Mediterranean near the coast of Spain.

More specifically however, the term Balearic (or "Balearic Beat") has come to mean a genre of music which became popular on the islands of the same name, specifically the Balearic Island of Ibiza.

The Balearic genre is broad and almost means "eclectic" more than any specific style of sound. Generally, it tends towards sunny, melodic, "feel-good" electronic music, as it's birthplace was on the warm sunny beaches of the islands. This may encompass atmospheric house, downtempo, chillout, nu-disco, latin,soul, dub, and re-edits.

As mentioned before, the genre is about being eclectic, so a Balearic Beat DJ will often flow through many different sounds inside a single set. In fact, "Balearic" might be better thought of as a style of DJ'ing rather than a style of music. Still, the flavor always comes back to that sunny island feel and often incorporates smooth soul sounds, acoustic strings and guitar, dreamy vocals, and tempos under 120 BPM.
I was loving the Balearic set that DJ was playing last night during sunset!
Balearic by Jacaranda June 17, 2010
A beautiful and loving girl. Her personality is outgoing, she’s all that.
Baleria is so nice, we should all be friends with her
Baleria by Skksls August 6, 2019

balgarian snow cone 

the process by which the male ejaculates on his hands, rubs the spuzz on his balls, and proceeds by inserting the balls into the assof a female who hasnt wiped properly, thus covering the ass with shit and seamen, followed by the insertion of the balls into the females mouth, and if she spits out the balls and/or throws up, the male with fart in his hand and cover the females face and reinserts for a second try.
BITCH! i swear if u dont take out the dog ill be givin you a balgarian snow cone!
balgarian snow cone by jim69s February 5, 2008

Choc-Caramel Balvarian 

The act of a caramel goat sitting on the face of a black man who's tonuge proceeds to excite the goat causing an explosion of diarrhoea over his face. The resulting pile of dumpus on the black man resembles a choc caramel dessert.
Hey man, did you see black Craig today? I think he forgot to use his napkin after the Choc-Caramel Balvarian.
A really nice girl who’s bf David is super tall and also really great and has a great voice and was one masterclass away from making people shit their pants with his sweet baritone voice. She is nice, and very talkative when she’s drunk
Baleriana is SOOOOO drunk rn
Baleriana by Guster March 26, 2022

balkaria 

kabardian obama kispek (obamas real last name) visited balkaria
balkaria by f3wl May 22, 2023