bald james

Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!

Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?

Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!

by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018

james going bald

A little man who takes after his dad and goes bald

Oh he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

Harrison - he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

John - guess he must be a james going bald then

by Yes lord August 13, 2019

baldjamescharles

when you are going through a mental crisis and don’t know what to do

i’m so sad ): i’m gonna pull a ( baldjamescharles) and shave my hair off

by bryan.xj February 12, 2021