by aka47andarab February 28, 2021
Get the balaha mug.A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."
While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.
While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.
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