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bak3r (pronounced bake - er) is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 or type 2.

When signs of bak3r occur, they typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals or rectum.

It is rumored that the first outbreak of bak3r was located somewhere in the Tampa Bay area of Florida.
Kevin: "You wanna go to the strip club with us?"
Jeff: "Nah man that place is full of bak3rs"

*Remember, condoms help keep nasty STDs like chlamydia, syphilis, AIDS, bak3r and gonorrhea where they belong. Always use protection*
bak3r by Stan Kodish May 8, 2008
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A Herpes outbreak.
A string of hazardous contagious lesions on ones epidermis in the pubic region.
Liz: "Danny, have you taken your Valtrex this evening? I don't want you to contaminate me with Bak3r."

Kevinwantscupcakes: "Hey Dinky, come over here and compare your Bak3r with mine."
bak3r by Tanny Bell May 9, 2008
bak3r (pronounced bake - er) is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 or type 2.

When signs of bak3r occur, they typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals or rectum.

It is rumored that the first outbreak of bak3r was located somewhere in the Tampa Bay area of Florida.
Kevin: "You wanna go to the strip club with us?"
Jeff: "Nah man that place is full of bak3rs"

*Remember, condoms help keep nasty STDs like chlamydia, syphilis, AIDS, bak3r and gonorrhea where they belong. Always use protection*
bak3r by Mi Jackson May 9, 2008

Jenna baker

Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.
Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?
Jenna baker by Ayyyyyeeeee69 July 8, 2017
A term often associated with Magical lolis yelling “Eksuspuroshion!!!”
*Explosion Loli exsusprodes a city, killing thousands*
Explosion Loli’s companion: “Nice Bakuretsu,”

Marcus Baker

Marcus Baker it’s a character from the series Ginny and Georgia and it’s hot asf.
Marcus Baker can step on me and I’d thank him.

pull a hannah baker 

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Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself
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