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The most heart wrenching feeling known to human kind. The feeling when they are your everything....but to them...you may be nothing. The feeling of never having the satisfaction of knowing if your feelings are returned. Never knowing if to them you are just another insignificant person they meet in their life. You will also probably never get over them. So continue to never miss a day of school, just in case something happens. Continue to try and walk past them in hopes that you might stick out of the crowd. Continue to talk loudly near them in hopes that they might think you more interesting than anyone else. And continue to think you ever stood a chance.
bajfe could never be
bajfe by foreveronly November 3, 2022
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A filler word that can be used in any sentence. Typically with a negative connotation.
Person 1 "I broke my arm"
Person 2 "Well that's a big bajeuba!"
Bajeuba by Ethanol__ May 4, 2021
Related Words
bajfe • bajesus • baffed • bafe • bajeezus • baife • baferd • baffe • baffer • bajebus
That BAFERD just intubated that sick patient then threw in a chest tube and a central line.
baferd by MamaDoc November 23, 2018

Bajeetoed 

When after eating so many Cheetos ones forefinger and thumb become stained with a neon orange or red (if eating Flaming Hot Cheetos) powder from the chip. It can also be known as to bajeeto something from your Cheeto dusted fingers. Bajeetoed fingers are considered the scarlet letter of bad nutrition.
After eating so many Cheetos aren't you worried about getting your keyboard all bajeetoed?
Bajeetoed by ygfamily July 24, 2009
A specialist in emergency medicine working with years of experience in the front line of every emergency department, taking care of the sickest patients and delivering critical care the first hours of a hospital stay. Mostly handling more patients at the same time than an ordinary ward doctor sees during a whole shift.
She/he saved three lives today and still got her/his calm, she/he is a real BAFERD!
baferd by DocPhilSweden November 23, 2018
To be bad or stupid or generally retarded at something.
Orchlon lost the game because he was bajej (and didn't take his zinc).
bajej by Rexisis March 25, 2021

Barfero Doucho 

Said with an Italian accent;

The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.

May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
THE MORNING AFTER THE PARTY...

Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
Barfero Doucho by youreonastick September 3, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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