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The most heart wrenching feeling known to human kind. The feeling when they are your everything....but to them...you may be nothing. The feeling of never having the satisfaction of knowing if your feelings are returned. Never knowing if to them you are just another insignificant person they meet in their life. You will also probably never get over them. So continue to never miss a day of school, just in case something happens. Continue to try and walk past them in hopes that you might stick out of the crowd. Continue to talk loudly near them in hopes that they might think you more interesting than anyone else. And continue to think you ever stood a chance.
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bajfe by foreveronly November 3, 2022
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A filler word that can be used in any sentence. Typically with a negative connotation.
Person 1 "I broke my arm"
Person 2 "Well that's a big bajeuba!"
Bajeuba by Ethanol__ May 4, 2021
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bajfe bajesus baffed bafe bajeezus baife baferd baffe baffer bajebus
That BAFERD just intubated that sick patient then threw in a chest tube and a central line.
baferd by MamaDoc November 23, 2018

Bajeetoed 

When after eating so many Cheetos ones forefinger and thumb become stained with a neon orange or red (if eating Flaming Hot Cheetos) powder from the chip. It can also be known as to bajeeto something from your Cheeto dusted fingers. Bajeetoed fingers are considered the scarlet letter of bad nutrition.
After eating so many Cheetos aren't you worried about getting your keyboard all bajeetoed?
Bajeetoed by ygfamily July 24, 2009
A specialist in emergency medicine working with years of experience in the front line of every emergency department, taking care of the sickest patients and delivering critical care the first hours of a hospital stay. Mostly handling more patients at the same time than an ordinary ward doctor sees during a whole shift.
She/he saved three lives today and still got her/his calm, she/he is a real BAFERD!
baferd by DocPhilSweden November 23, 2018
To be bad or stupid or generally retarded at something.
Orchlon lost the game because he was bajej (and didn't take his zinc).
bajej by Rexisis March 25, 2021

Barfero Doucho 

Said with an Italian accent;

The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.

May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
THE MORNING AFTER THE PARTY...

Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
Barfero Doucho by youreonastick September 3, 2006