Baio

1. Someone with no talent and brains that somehow ends up more fortunate than you.

Example: Scott Baio

Man he gets all the breaks what a Baio!

Baio by dude December 4, 2003

Baio

Plowing through somebody you don't love

I'm gonna Baio this fantastic asian

Baio by Skeletor December 2, 2003

BAIO

Basic All-In-One
The most simplified and concise scrypnosis logic discourse allowing the most change and growth in the least amount of time.

To achieve the higher highs without drugs, he use the scrypnosis euphoia BAIO.

BAIO by David Brager November 9, 2003

Baio Bass Boogie 

The totally deck dance moves of Chris Baio, bassist of Vampire Weekend, one of today's finest indie bands. When Baio busts a moby, get ready for some head-boppin', toe-hoppin' beauty.

Hey, they're playing "Blake's" next! Aw man you know we're gonna see the famous Baio Bass Boogie on this one!

Baio Bass Boogie by winstick July 14, 2011

Chris Baio 

The handsome bassist of Vampire Weekend. He enjoys wearing cardigans and is known for his badass dance moves.

Kristan: Hey! Did you see Ezra last night on Letterman? He was looking fine!
Rheanne: What about Chris Baio, didn't you see his sweet ass dance moves? He was totally owning it!

Chris Baio by cheesefactor May 7, 2011

Scott Baio Film Festival 

An event or gathering that elicits an expectation of low attendance or no enthusiasm. Coined by Psychology Today writer Jeff Pearlman.

"Are you going to John's party?"
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."

"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."

Scott Baio Film Festival by scott_baio_ruins_everything April 21, 2010

Scott Baio 

Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."

Elmer: "Have you seen that new show on VH1?"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"

Scott Baio by twist weeblow September 5, 2007