Baio
1. Someone with no talent and brains that somehow ends up more fortunate than you.
Example: Scott Baio
Example: Scott Baio
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BAIO
Basic All-In-One
The most simplified and concise scrypnosis logic discourse allowing the most change and growth in the least amount of time.
The most simplified and concise scrypnosis logic discourse allowing the most change and growth in the least amount of time.
BAIO by David Brager November 9, 2003
Baio Bass Boogie
The totally deck dance moves of Chris Baio, bassist of Vampire Weekend, one of today's finest indie bands. When Baio busts a moby, get ready for some head-boppin', toe-hoppin' beauty.
Hey, they're playing "Blake's" next! Aw man you know we're gonna see the famous Baio Bass Boogie on this one!
Baio Bass Boogie by winstick July 14, 2011
Chris Baio
The handsome bassist of Vampire Weekend. He enjoys wearing cardigans and is known for his badass dance moves.
Kristan: Hey! Did you see Ezra last night on Letterman? He was looking fine!
Rheanne: What about Chris Baio, didn't you see his sweet ass dance moves? He was totally owning it!
Rheanne: What about Chris Baio, didn't you see his sweet ass dance moves? He was totally owning it!
Chris Baio by cheesefactor May 7, 2011
Scott Baio Film Festival
An event or gathering that elicits an expectation of low attendance or no enthusiasm. Coined by Psychology Today writer Jeff Pearlman.
"Are you going to John's party?"
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."
"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."
"No, I hear it's going to be a total Scott Baio film festival. He only ever has Bud Light and old Doritoes at his parties."
"I was planning on going to that new club that just opened, but Jenna went and said it was a Scott Baio film festival. There were like four people there."
Scott Baio Film Festival by scott_baio_ruins_everything April 21, 2010
Scott Baio
Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."
Elmer: "Have you seen that new show on VH1?"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"
Scott Baio by twist weeblow September 5, 2007
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