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she not the best at first but shes calm and the best when your only with her :)

she always has something to say or always has a story that's interesting, hanging out with you is fun but it's just that one person that keeps ruining it when we want to talk (you know who😭 begins with j)

but in general, don't doubt a bailsan 🙁

she may be a harsh or quiet in a way but she has that fun side to her (even if it is annoying) jkjk
bailsan: hi im bailsan!

person: ooo that's a nice name, you seem chill
bailsan: lmaoo thanks
j.... : *play fights with bailsan* 👊👊
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Dígase de un hombre entre 15 y 30 años, con tendencias de izquierda liberal y a veces marxista. Empatizan con el feminismo, los inmigrantes y son acerrimos esbirros del judío internacional.
compañere1: oye, ayer fui a la asamblea de las cabras sobre la heteronormalizacion fachopatriarcal. Estuve dos horas pidiendo perdón por ser hombre
compañere2: ah, pero que buen baisano eres
Baisano by choroydiccionarista April 18, 2019

bailasan 

Bailasan is the most gorgeous and most trust worthy friend-bf dont ever let her go she will never forget you and cares for you alot also something else NEVER mess with her friends😪
Thats bailasan damn shes so nice to me and backs me up
bailasan by Sksksksssksks November 29, 2019
The area between your anus and your balls.
Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.
ballsanus by Joe Penis November 25, 2007

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.
Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.
Ballsandwich by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008
A danceparty where everyone is having fun, while under the influence of usually alcohol.
Girl: Where you at the Bailando this weekend?
Boy: No, but i heard it was crazy fun!
Girl: Yes, it was! Best bailando i have ever been to!
Bailando by Cool101112 March 9, 2022
The act of bailing on ones friends or family in a time of need.
shlowmo: Wheres Ramsey we need him?
Brian: He went Bailsauce
Bailsauce by Shlowmo September 20, 2014
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