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Baguettes
Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.
My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!
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Baguettes
Small French Bread that is usually half baked. You pick one up at the bakery and bring it home, and then let it bake for eight minutes to eat fresh bread-y goodness.
You put on a little butter and some black currant preserves on the Baguettes. Then you just sit there and eat and cry and start to believe there is a god.
Baguettes by DarkLegacy July 27, 2005
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baguettes by Margate expert February 2, 2021
Baguettes in the face
Baguettes in the face by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019
Baguettes in the face
Baguettes in the face by I_Love_Baguettes July 13, 2020
Gaming baguettes
Do french people have baguettes as microphones?
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧
Gaming baguettes
Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui
French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"
Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui
French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"
Gaming baguettes by Skin ed June 26, 2020
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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