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An essay written in prose regarding a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes. Not to be confused with a antibaguettesay, an essay written as a criticism of a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes.

That baker was terrible; I wrote a baguettesay about the bread he sold me!

baguettesay by MalcontentLout December 6, 2017

Words you can keep

Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

Baguettes in the face by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

Baguetteboy999

Baguetteboy999 is a person who is better than all other breads. Baguetteboy999’s jobs have to include being a pastor, cult leader, poor in sky block, and have 2 minion/followers/friends.

Oh my god that baguetteboy999 is spamming in chat using caps and swear words again.

Baguetteboy999 by Baguetteboy999 October 14, 2020

Gaming baguettes

Do french people have baguettes as microphones?
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧

Gaming baguettes

Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui

French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"

Gaming baguettes by Skin ed June 26, 2020

Baguetteaboo

A person who thinks of the French military during the world wars as being the best out of every other military; France only being held back by a couple of bad military and civilian leaders.

I explained to him that every tank has its weakness, but all that Baguetteaboo can say is that the lack of radios was the only problem with the Char B1…

Baguetteaboo by Salesman40mm May 1, 2022

eater.of.baguettes

The nicest, funniest, most talented, most caring, kindest, and overall just the best person you could meet.You will fall in love with them the instant you greet eachother.

eater.of.baguettes is just another way to say absolute perfection

eater.of.baguettes by armmuncher June 28, 2021

Baguettes

chicks who date douche bags

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.

Baguettes by Rian Rami April 8, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026