baguettesay 

An essay written in prose regarding a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes. Not to be confused with a antibaguettesay, an essay written as a criticism of a specific baguette, group of baguettes, or type of baguettes.

That baker was terrible; I wrote a baguettesay about the bread he sold me!

baguettesay by MalcontentLout December 6, 2017

Baguettes in the face 

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.

Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)

Baguettes in the face by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019

Baguetteboy999 

Baguetteboy999 is a person who is better than all other breads. Baguetteboy999’s jobs have to include being a pastor, cult leader, poor in sky block, and have 2 minion/followers/friends.

Oh my god that baguetteboy999 is spamming in chat using caps and swear words again.

Baguetteboy999 by Baguetteboy999 October 14, 2020

Gaming baguettes 

Do french people have baguettes as microphones?
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧

Gaming baguettes

Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui

French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"

Gaming baguettes by Skin ed June 26, 2020

Baguetteaboo 

A person who thinks of the French military during the world wars as being the best out of every other military; France only being held back by a couple of bad military and civilian leaders.

I explained to him that every tank has its weakness, but all that Baguetteaboo can say is that the lack of radios was the only problem with the Char B1…

Baguetteaboo by Salesman40mm May 1, 2022

eater.of.baguettes 

The nicest, funniest, most talented, most caring, kindest, and overall just the best person you could meet.You will fall in love with them the instant you greet eachother.

eater.of.baguettes is just another way to say absolute perfection

eater.of.baguettes by armmuncher June 28, 2021

Baguettes

chicks who date douche bags

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.

Baguettes by Rian Rami April 8, 2010