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the fucking thing that is used to kill snakes.(Sometimes a D I L D O) yo figure out for yourself
Big man used bangstick on Nag
Bangstick by Nobellium Uranium October 10, 2018

banstick 

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.
I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!
banstick by jenou May 13, 2007

Veiny Bangstick 

Slang for the male genetalia. A meat missile.
Wow! Look at the size of his veiny bangstick!
Veiny Bangstick by Sam September 3, 2003

banstick 

A banstick is a fictional object used by admins of a server to ban people. Used to mean "I will ban them"
"OMG A h4xx0r! I'll go get my banstick!"
banstick by Peter Abrahams April 8, 2006
It is a Scottish word exactly similar to nutjob or bampot - person displaying wild and violent behaviour which is often irrational and beyond what the situation should call for.

The word bamstick is now archaic and is rarely heard these days, perhaps still used by some old pensioners. It is often now shortened to "bam".

It came from a time when working class people in the housing schemes mostly in Glasgow in Scotland would attempt at all times to be perceived as being "hard" - a bit like the latin machismo.

The ultimate state to be reached in hardness was to be completely mental - you would be more violent and irrational than everyone else - people would then say "he's a complete bamstick".

The bamstick himself would often exclaim such things as "I'm pure mental", "I'm mad mental wullie frae the winey" (winey being wine alley in Govan).

Most of the similar terms as shown above for a bamstick were never used in this way- especially not "asshole" which is american for arsehole". One would never call a bamstick an arsehole or any similar words unless well out of earshot.
there's a pure bamstick in the street doon there challenging every body with a sythe
bamstick by pickledresponsibility November 3, 2015
Chiefly Scottish slang for a mad person, lunatic, or someone who displays such tendencies, often verging on being dangerous to the general public.
That Charlie Sheen is a complete bamstick.
bamstick by macstu23 March 29, 2011
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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