bagjacket

the act of giving a handjob under a jacket in a theater.

did you hear about jessica bagjacketing alex?!

by jess-to-the-ica May 9, 2008

bagjacking

Reference to jerking off in a very forceful manner, such that the testicles are bounced, or "jacked"

We didn't get much work done, but we did a lot of bagjacking.

by Chuck Woolery June 28, 2003

Bagacked

High on Meth. On A Good One.

Selena thinks You Tube is taking pictures of her. Shes fuckin Bagacked!!!

by Stone Rob September 1, 2019

spagackeld bagackery

To botch things up so severely, As to have actually made the event worse. Having had you participate

Wow everything went wrong. Then your girl showed up. Got worse a real spagackeld bagackery!

by Dudley 109 October 17, 2020

banjacked

when something or someone is in a physical state that is beyond repair, can be induced by alcoholic beverages amongst the human species.

thon buck's completely banjacked

by michael cunningham April 18, 2005

Baracketology

The sweet, sweet combination of American politics and NCAA basketball. Also, reason #587 as to why President Obama is commonly referred to as "the man"

First coined by Sportscenter during the broadcast of President Barack Obama filling out his 2009 NCAA Basketball Tournament Bracket.

The end of March is the best time of the year! It's the only time we all get to experience Baracketology!

by Tuggernuts March 18, 2009

baracketship

(n.)A person or situation that intends the greatest good, but is doomed to utter failure.

Our relationship was ok at first, but now im starting to think its a real baracketship.

by Davriel Schultz January 23, 2009