baggedy 

A cross between looking ragged and baggy. Characterized by saggy, wrinkled eyes and leathery like skin on the face.

Kyle MacLaughlin's character in Sex and the City looked quite baggedy.

baggedy by slt88 February 5, 2009

ball bagged 

The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..

This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..

Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..

A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..

Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..

ball bagged by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011

boob bagged 

When a woman's breasts (or quite possibly, a man's breasts) are dropped onto another person's face/forehead/mouth.

A woman's version of teabagging a man, although most men probably wouldn't object to this act.

My boyfriend was laying his head on my lap. I lowered my breasts onto his face, and said,"Ha! You just got boob bagged!"

boob bagged by Sugaballs June 17, 2010

Bagged 

The act of winning one over, leading into a relationship. Popular slang used all over Toronto and the GTA.

"Wow, no way he bagged her."

Bagged by '03 June 3, 2019

crash bagged 

being so wasted the day after drinking that you don't move out of you bed, you shit, piss and throw up in a trash bag located near your bed!!

Dutch: Did you hear what happened to the twins after their 21st?
Splash: No What?
Dutch: Man they fucking crash bagged!

crash bagged by cobrac46 January 23, 2009

Plastic Bagged 

Being "Plastic Bagged" is when you want to have sex, but cant find a condom.

To the extent that everything starts to look llike a condom alternative option, such as a plastic bag.
Basically like being cock blocked by the lack of protection.

Guy 1: Man, I was going to fuck Dana but I got plastic bagged
Guy 2: Thats why you always get condoms!
Guy 1: Yeah I know, she was pissed.
Guy 2: Dumbass.

Plastic Bagged by Pshawrawr May 26, 2011

Tie-bagged 

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.

I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).

Tie-bagged by doc cq May 26, 2009